Have a Miserable Lent!
What are you doing surfing the Web?! You should be PRAYING!
I don't hear your stomach rumbling! I'll bet you ATE TOO MUCH today!
You probably ATE TOO MUCH because your TEETH DON'T HURT ENOUGH -- because you haven't been GNASHING them enough!
You're not wearing STREET CLOTHES are you? Where's your SACKCLOTH? Say, that sackcloth looks UNTORN!
WHERE'S YOUR HAIRSHIRT?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!
What are you doing surfing the Web?! You should be PRAYING!
I don't hear your stomach rumbling! I'll bet you ATE TOO MUCH today!
You probably ATE TOO MUCH because your TEETH DON'T HURT ENOUGH -- because you haven't been GNASHING them enough!
You're not wearing STREET CLOTHES are you? Where's your SACKCLOTH? Say, that sackcloth looks UNTORN!
WHERE'S YOUR HAIRSHIRT?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!
"Is outrage!" exclaimed Father Vasiliy
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